So I am standing in line thinking when I get up to the bananas I will get a few and then the red bell peppers so I don't have to get out of line etc. when I look up and see a shemale. I was shocked. Ok I am not really one to judge but seriously I was like what the crap. This man couldnt even come close to pulling off being a woman. I feel bad for people who have this loss or sense of who they are, but come on. The man was balding but had longer hair so it was sort of a mullet with lots of bald patches on top. He has earrings in which were ok. He was wearing bright pink lipstick with bright pink pants and a nice little sweater that was a lighter pink. I just chuckled to myself and thought I am SO glad that kade isnt here he would definately have something to say about him. So I just kept chuckling to myself as I waited in line. I quite entertained myself with all my thoughts. I also had fun watching everyone else and their expressions!
So I finally pay and my basket it so full. You know they have those tiny little shopping carts there. They should be used to play house or something they are never big enough. So I start on my way out and one of the bags starts to slip so I try to grab it and the bag rips and there goes my big flat of strawberries all over the ground. I kid you not like 4 people ran over to my aide and started helping me pick up my strawberries. I of course thanked everyone but was just tickled to have so many people help. I thought wow there are still good people in this world! People are good! People are helpful in time of need! People are great!
So I trek over to my suburban and start unloading my groceries and look over and see one of the men that helped me. I smiled and thought he is a great guy and I appreciate him. I get all loaded and look over one last time to admire the most helpful guy and low and behold who is he with????
You guessed it the guy who so desperately wants to be a woman. I thought OMG no way. I was in shock that he the most helpful guy in the world was there with shemale. I guess it takes all kinds right. I just was thinking what in the world. I had to laugh again at the site of the shemale, only this time i laughed out loud. I thought Why? Why? Why in the world are people so messed up that they have to look so hilariously bad. Why would you attempt to be another sex if there was no way at ALL that you could pull it off. Oh well....at least he was with the most helpful man in the world right! I just backed out and chuckled as I thought I have a great post today. I so wanted to take a picture but thougt it would be too rude. So you will just have to imagine!
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Ha! Thats funny. When Quinn and I were first married, I was the assistant Manager for Clothestime. There was a Shemale that would come in and shop there all the time. He would come in wearing female sweaters and stuff. One time he had on some really tight cut off SHORT shorts. So I totally get the image in my head. :)
Okay you have to know that my drink has come streaming out my nose....that is sooooo funny.
We have seen that he/she at the ranch market....and the way you are describing him I know it's the same he/she. BUT the last time we saw him my kids were with me...all of my kids. Needless to say the questions flew on the car ride home!!
Okay, so I was like, "What in the heck is a shemale (I was saying it like tamale!!!) I am an idiot. I had to google it. . .by the way, I was there on Saturday and it was C R A Z Y!!
I am totally laughing at your post and the comment above about "shamale rhyming with tamale." Hehehehe.
It is nice to know that there are people out there who are willing to help. Plus, I am now hungry for strawberries. :)
I'll make a note not to go to the farmers market on Saturdays...although it would be easiest then...
I'm glad that you had so many people help you. I'm so sad it was your strawberries that fell all over.
that is funny!! You never know with people!
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